“Kings are not born: they are made by universal hallucination.”
—George Bernard Shaw
King Froderick of Basschundia
Kiss the paw, commoner.
Meet King Froderick, son Roderick, son of Oderick, son of Derick, son of Erick, son of Rick, reigning monarch of Basschundia. Froderick and his royal retainers--court jester Huxley, personal steward Luna, and executioner Tiny Kitten--are waiting to receive you. But mind your manners. Froderick is a stickler for proper court etiquette. You may now approach and kiss the paw.
